If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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