Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
that is very illegal...i love you.
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