i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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