sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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