Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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