Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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