should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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