Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Randomize