my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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