This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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