had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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