We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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