It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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