Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
