wrigley field is MILF paradise
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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