like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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