I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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