Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
and you fell through a lawn chair
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