I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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