YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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