i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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