Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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