So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He better not be in your backpack
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Randomize
