am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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