Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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