Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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