should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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