So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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