He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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