i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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