My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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