I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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