Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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