we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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