Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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