dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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