her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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