'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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