Well apparently he's into motor boating.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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