He is such a slut. More and more my type.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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