Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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