But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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