Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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