Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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