her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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