i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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