The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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