what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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