We're facebook friends in real life
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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