I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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