it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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