He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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