Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Randomize
