I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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