life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
