Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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