do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.