Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.