I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello